One should have perhaps thought more about the idea going to one of the rainiest places in the country, during one of the coldest and rainy times of the year. Like if Maine was in Chile and it was early March. It was damp – to say the least. The seaside tourist market was partially boarded up – and many of the remaining stores had stowed the regional handmade knitware in favor of being Americanos (which is what stores selling used clothes are called down here).
Despite the constant state of mainly-rain, there were one or two days of mostly-sun, so I was able to sneak in a day of hiking in the national park. It was still early in the season so the trails at points were not that clearly marked (and to be honest I am not sure they ever get that clearly marked). My fellow hiker and I got a bit lost and ended up walking up into a modern version of the fairy tales that Chiloe is famous for (though their fairy tales see to include a greater incidence of vicious sexual appetites and cannibalism than I remember from your standard Brothers Grimm). We spotted two adorable little lambs, one black and one white.
(My traveling companion was Welsh and taking pictures of sheep is apparently a bit of the national pastime – when one is not mining coal or playing rugby.) We followed them down the path, trying to get a good picture, until we came upon a little wooden farmhouse on a hill. Out from the farmhouse popped a pair of forest gnomes (okay, maybe not actually gnomes but they were certainly wee). They led us into a low ceilinged wooden hut, where they imprisoned us until we bought handicrafts. No joke. I escaped with my life only by paying $2 for a splinter-throwing hand-carved wooden spoon.
The best experience of the time in Chiloe though was the sunrise kayaking trip. In the Chepu section of the park, a husband and wife team have set up a little eco-tourism lodge, with the main attraction of kayaking through the sunken forest at dawn. (I know, but this fairy tale is slightly more grounded in science. In 1960 a massive earthquake rocked Chiloe Island. It caused this section of the coastal forest to suddenly drop six feet. This proved to be an unfortunately development for the resident tree population as the forest floor was now below sea level. The ocean rushed in and the trees died. Now the sunken rotting stumps sticking out of the tidal plane is all that remain. In the misty dawn, this is a really eerie place to paddle around.) It poured most of the time, but was still worth it.
But while the outdoor activities were a bit of a washout, the bivalves were stupendous. The town of Castro is known for its pulmay – which is basically a huge pile of mussels, clams, giant mussels, giant clams, all served with (an easily removed) sausage and potato. The giant mussels were the biggest that I have ever seen. (Some of these guys had beards that would make the most harden Taliban commander envious.) This plate was work. I came in hungry, spent three hours, had three glasses of wine, read a book, picked up a fellow traveler, and I *still* had trouble finishing.
(The trail was not super well marked. There are nice painted arrows on the bottom, which peter out to arrow-shaped piles of rocks after a mile or so, which further diminish to piles of rocks after another two miles, which fade out completely after that. Going up was fairly easy – I just took the branch of the trail that seemed most against gravity – with the intention of following my boot tracks in the mud down. The creek was a major impediment to the successful implementation of this strategy.) So I gave up. And stomped down the mountain, soaked to the bone, slipping in the mud the whole way. Screw you Cloud. I will have the last laugh. I can go to places where you aren’t welcome. I can go to places where it hasn’t rained in *years.* Oh yes Cloud. It’s on.
Then the next day I headed back to Santiago for a day of museums on my way back to DC. I saw a couple of art exhibits and the pre-Columbian museum (it seems pre-Columbian society was really into psychedelic mushrooms and pottery). And mercifully in Santiago – it was cold and clear. I was enjoying my first dry day in a good long while. Then, I shit you not, I almost got fire-hosed. I was walking around Santiago and came across a couple of guys, in period costume, trying to get a 1864 steam powered fire truck to work. They had stuck the intake hose into a fountain, had a pile of burning coals on the sidewalk, and were just wailing on this baby will all sorts of wrenches and business. There was a crowd laughing and taking pictures. (This is literally in the Chilean equivalent of Herald Square.) Suddenly the contraption lets out a piercing whistle and the pistons start pumping madly. The period fire fighters rejoice! Except for the poor bastard that’s holding the fire hose. The water steam swings madly across an intersection, broadsides a bus, then arches up and directly for the crowd. This is the last picture I took before he started taking out bystanders and I was up over the barrier (admittedly into the middle of the street but fortunately there was traffic). My hair had just dried and I was facing a 14 hour flight. I’ll take my chances with an oncoming taxi.
Then, after maxing my allotment of duty free Chilean wine, it was back to DC. Just in time to meet the remnants of tropic storm Lee.